Day 5: Things You Want To Say To An Ex
In my past relationships, I’ve been the one to break up with the guy. So… Guy 1: Sorry. I don’t think I ever “liked” you as much as you “loved” me. But you were kinda with someone else when I moved anyway. So we’re cool Guy 2: Hey guy, sorry about that whole thing. I should have just been honest with you from the beginning. I felt really bad for...
Day 4: Bullet Your Whole Day
My boyfriend called me to make sure I was awake. But I woke up because he called. So I was a little late. Attempted to finish Modern European History homework…..didn’t happen. I planned my scheduled instead. I posted a video called, “Billy la Bufanda” on my wall, and then showed it to my roommate. She then sent me “The Duck Song” video. Sent a text to my...
Day 3: A Book You Love
Um. I like to read in my leiusre. But I don’t think there’s a book I love. When I was younger, like a freshman in high school haha, I liked to read this series called Alice. Those were okay. I also read a book not that long ago called Indigo Summer. That was a good book. And I could relate to it….kind of.
I haven’t any.
I'm Not Gonna Lie.
I look damn good in my underwear.
Day 2: Something You Feel Strongly About
I have strong feelings about a lot of things…but one thing I can think of right now, is stereotypes. I don’t like ‘em. Nope. Just because I’m a black girl, I have to act “ghetto”, voice my strong opinions often, wear crazy hair weaves or have nappy hair? Do I have to speak Ebonics 90% of the time, wear long fake nails, wear clothes that show off my big ass,...
Day 1: Five Ways to Win My Heart
Make me laugh (It’s really not that hard) Actually listen to what I say. If you can come back to me week a later and tell me a specific part of the conversation we had, I’ll be one of the happiest people alive Just be straight up and open with me. No bull shit. Sing and/or play an instrument. No matter what you look like, if you can sing and/or play the hell out of a song I love,...
eye-of-newt-toe-of-frog asked: im Bri too! . how cool . =)
The Bros Upstairs.
Becky: For the love of God....shut the hell up!
Bro 1: Oh, sorry. Can you hear us downstairs?
**Enter Bro 2 with Mohawk, Black, and slightly intoxicated**
Bro 2: Did you hear me fall?
Becky and Bri: Yeah.
**Bro 2 feels around the back of his head**
Bro 2: I don't feel any pain in my head! Did my head touch the floor....I don't feel any pain in my head!
Bri: On Being Dead.
Bri: Being dead, when you actually have a reason to be, must be great.
badjujumajik: My Friend: I wanna major in Library Science. Me: Why do you wanna major in that? My Friend: Because I wanna make the Dewey Decimal System my bitch. I may or may not be the “friend”
To My Black Brothers & Sisters.
Sit the fuck down! I’m tired of seeing so many black people (especially the younger ones) making a damn fool of themselves. Stop putting on a show for the white folks. We’re always going on about how we’re tired of the white people judging us, and how we get blamed for everything. Well. When you’re out there acting all “hard” and jumping around yelling about...
The Family Romance of the French Revolution....
Yeah. I ain’t reading it. And I may or may not have a paper due on it on Thursday….
I Had No Idea This Phrase Existed. Now I Can't...
You know it's going to be a great story when its...
Music = Boyfriend & Academics = Best Friend
So, I’m a music major (history minor). But I have to take these bull shit academic classes along with all my music stuff (practice, lessons, ensembles, music classes). Now, last week, I was on top of my academic game. I was getting shit done! But, my music stuff was shit. I didn’t practice for my piano and percussion lessons. This week, if I practice my ass off, my homework may or may...