In my past relationships, I’ve been the one to break up with the guy. So…
Guy 1: Sorry. I don’t think I ever “liked” you as much as you “loved” me. But you were kinda with someone else when I moved anyway. So we’re cool
Guy 2: Hey guy, sorry about that whole thing. I should have just been honest with you from the beginning. I felt really bad for putting you through that. You didn’t have to call me a bitch, though. Not cool. And I hope you’re doing well. And I’m sorry for calling you short numerous times.
Guy 3: Hi. Glad you’re doing okay. I’m still waiting for my wedding invite.