In my past relationships, I’ve been the one to break up with the guy. So…

• Guy 1: Sorry. I don’t think I ever “liked” you as much as you “loved” me. But you were kinda with someone else when I moved anyway. So we’re cool
• Guy 2: Hey guy, sorry about that whole thing. I should have just been honest with you from the beginning. I felt really bad for putting you through that. You didn’t have to call me a bitch, though. Not cool. And I hope you’re doing well. And I’m sorry for calling you short numerous times. 
• Guy 3: Hi. Glad you’re doing okay. I’m still waiting for my wedding invite.

• My boyfriend called me to make sure I was awake. But I woke up because he called. So I was a little late.
• Attempted to finish Modern European History homework…..didn’t happen.
• I planned my scheduled instead.
• I posted a video called, “Billy la Bufanda” on my wall, and then showed it to my roommate.
• She then sent me “The Duck Song” video.
• Sent a text to my boyfriend. 
• Lied about getting pink eye/allergies to get out of a piano lesson.
• Went to lunch with my roommate.
• Came back and tried to do homework again….failed.
• So I napped.
• Then I went to band
• I came back and tried to register for summer classes….that was a bitch.
• Ate something…I forgot what.
• Got dressed for concert and talked to my boyfriend.
• Went and performed in concert.
• Rocked the house.
• Came back to room.
• Called my mom and sister.
• Went to go get pizza.
• Called boyfriend.
• Ate pizza.
• Went on Tumblr.
• I’m now attempting to study for a Spanish exam.
• I sent my boyfriend a text saying, ” We’re not making out again unless you have Dentyne Ice. I want to be safe.”
• He then responded, “Why are you so easily persuaded by commercials.”
• Now I’m finishing this. Then I’m going to study, play The Sims 3, and watch Family Guys….in that order.